Thursday, July 24, 2008

small-time crime.

Last night, in the ladies' room of the Brooklyn Public Library, there was a girl, maybe 17 years old, primping in front of the mirror. While I washed my hands, she fixed her hair, inspected her makeup. She also had a very large piece of toilet paper hanging out of the back of her skirt.

I didn't tell her it was there. Does this make me a bad person?

Could I possibly blame my crime on the fact that I had just failed a GRE math practice test?

2 comments:

  1. "Could I possibly blame my crime on the fact that I had just failed a GRE math practice test?" Yes, but that does not make it right.

    Just sayin'

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  2. I think you're right, FLG. My defense on this one was sub-par.

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