A little while ago, I received a fortune cookie with this gem inside: "The mystical is not how the world is, but that it is."
I always used to say that after I quit grad school I would run away somewhere and make a living writing trashy romance novels. I've decided on a different plan. When I quit grad school I will run away and write esoteric cookie fortunes. And my company will be called Fortuna's Crunch.
