hipster fail.

Overheard on the corner of Canal & Lafayette:

Bearded hipster #1: "I lived in Brooklyn for, like, years..."

Bearded hipster #2: "Me too, man! Williamsburg..."

Bearded hipster #1: "Yeah, it was cool or whatever, but I spent so much money on fares. Like, 70 bucks a week on cabs. I used to get out of work, and my phone would be dead, and I'd have to go home and charge it, but I was too lazy to wait for the L, so I'd just take a cab."

Bearded hipster #2: "Yeah. Manhattan is way better."