hypocrite

Definition: a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings.

I feel like it's typical for people to start blogs by protesting that they never thought they ever would. But really, I'm not just saying it. All those years I said I would never start a blog, I really did mean it. Really.

And yet, here I am. The end of college is directly related to dwindling levels of self-control, I suppose.